Me trynna jerk off: thinks about having super powers*
Me @ myself: this isn’t sexy man, focus
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worms that make you cum
So just normal worms?
Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site
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official angry birds twitter is just always like this
“oh no”
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I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.
OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD
huge if true
sometimes harvest mice sleep in tulips. here are some that will make you happy
thanks. Have a great day
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1998 me: What is 2018 like?
2018 me: Let me show you something.
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